People fascinate me.
Take the neighbours for example. Not the good ones, I’m talking about the strange ones. There’s mum, dad, five kids, a mean dog and some bloke who stays there on and off. I’m not sure how he’s a related, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, but he’s an idiot!
Guess what he did today. He bought all the kids out into the backyard and told them to run around and scream. I think it was some sort of competition to see who could be the loudest. Now I could understand if he wanted them to burn off some energy but he actually joined in!
He declared himself the winner and then got cranky when the kids wouldn’t shut up. Seriously, who in their right minds encourages children to make a noise? Fool.
Another example is the silly driver from yesterday. Dad was about to reverse parallel-park and he actually did all the right things. You know, indicate, pull up alongside the car in front and then reverse in. Stupid woman behind us obviously doesn’t know the procedure because as he’s started to reverse, she’s planted her hand firmly on the ‘warning device’. He stopped, looked at her and then carried on. She did it again. I’m not sure why because our car was nowhere close to hitting hers but to make her feel safer, we both yelled at her to MOVE!!! Not that she needed to but she finally did.
The really funny thing about that whole incident was when the silly driver hit the ‘warning device’ she was alongside a friend of ours. The friend got a fright at the noise and yelled out, “MOVE” too. She had a few more choice words added though…
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