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OF MR LARRY WILLIAMS
ZENITH BANK PLC.
ATTENTION:
I seek for your co-operation; my name is Mr. Larry William A Personal Accountant to Late Engineer Michael, a citizen of your country , who used to work with French oil major total, company here in. Herein, shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2004, Mr. Michael, his wife and his three children were involved in a drastic car accident along Sagamu/Lagos Express Road. Unfortunately he and his three kids lost their lives immediately in the event of the accident, while the wife was taken to the hospital where she died three days later. Their bodies were kept in the mortuary for five months, in order for the authority, to carry out a proper investigation on how to locate their surviving relatives. They have checked all available public files and embassies, but all their efforts had proved abortive, as they could not fund any of their relatives.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, no one has been coming for his account that he deposited with my bank (Zenith Bank Plc). And due to the banking law and regulation of 1985, sub section 18d page 103 chapter 11 of constitution governing all banking policy, and in accordance to the banking decree 003 sub section 45 which stated that any deposited fund which remains unclaimed after the existing period of four years will be confiscated by the national treasury department as unclaimed fund. And this has brought too much agitation in our bank between boards of directors on how to declare this account unserviceable, base on the fact that the deceased has no next of kin. After the meeting held by the executives of zenith bank with the personal attorney to late Michael on 15th of November 2010, they have all agreed to extend the date to 1st of August 2011.
Consequently to this, I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before the national treasury department gets them confiscated or declare unserviceable by zenith bank Plc Where the deceased have an account Valued at about fifteen Million, three hundred and forty five thousand U.S dollars (USD 15, 345,000.00). The bank has issued out a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated with in the next few days. Since no one has been able to locate their relatives for over four years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased so that this account valued at fifteen Million, three hundred and forty five thousand U.S dollars (USD 15, 345,000.00) can be paid to you and then you and I Can share the money. All the necessary documents concerning this claim are with the Bank legal department. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seal this deal.
Get back to me for immediate commencement of this deal.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Larry.
My Possible Reply to OF MR LARRY WILLIAMS
ZENITH BANK PLC.
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My Reply -
ATTENTION: Mr Larry
I’m seeking my own co-operation too, so if you find it please let me know. I would be most grateful.
You neglect to mention Late Engineer Michael’s surname. That makes it pretty difficult to narrow him down. You might need to add the country that he was a citizen of. Just a thought…
Car accidents are always drastic and I send my condolences to the car. Do you know what make and model they were driving in? It would help me to make safer choices when it comes to choosing a car for my own family.
Now, where were we? Were their bodies really kept in the mortuary for five months? I do hope they didn’t follow a religious belief that requires them to be buried before the next sundown. How traumatic and drastic that would be for them as a family, especially if they had to wait three extra days for the wife and mother of the children.
I also find it interesting that all efforts by the public files and embassies were abortive and couldn’t FUND their relatives. Maybe they didn’t want to FIND the relatives and FUND them the money.
I am not stupid but thank-you so much for mentioning the bank that you work for so often. You might consider appropriate spelling and capitals each time you type it. The serious lack of consistency does not endear me to help you with your drastic situation. Added to that, I prefer my board of directors to be shaken and stirred. Agitation is not my preferred method for a group in charge.
Finally, you might ask someone to proof your email. You know, like maybe your secretary?
In conclusion, No, I do not want your money. I will state it here and now, you will never get my bank details, so don’t waste your time. I am just having a bit of fun.
Hugs, Me
PS This is Totally cheek in mouth and just for Fun.
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